MS J IS FREAKING FUNNY

she was elaborating on crystals...

and she goes "there's water molecules stuck inside...so its shiny.....*long pause*.....ISNT IT COOL!!!????!!?!?!?!"

dorts

wahs sehs

yesterdae i break my personal record..
i slept at 1230

to some ppl its like WAD?!SO EARLY?!

but to me im like freakingly tired...

wad was i doing yea?

I WAS DOING MY HOMEWORK!!! AINT I GUAI...?!

at first i like no feel to do mah..

den i sms jas..ask if she gonna do..

she chionging lehs

i thinking ...ppl start to chiong liao..how can i slack?!

so i piaaaaaa...

THANKS JAS! YOU GAVE ME THE MOTIVATION ; INSPIRATION ; DETERMINATION!!! you enligtened me !!!!!

*dia0s*

den todae hor

ZIXIN CUT HER HAIR!!!AGAIN!!!

its like why?

she was in her bathroom cutting her own hair...(please dun learn frm her...you'
ll only ruin ur hair)

and her bro suddenly called WONG ZI XIN!!!

and kachiaaaa ( it snapped her hair )

bye bye hair!

and she went to a saloon..

SO POOR THING

now she looks like a cun gu ( those villagy girls who catches fishes and all that)

oh yahs..

todae morning still saw a dead cat near sch gate

its like ...yah..dead...flies are over it..its eyes are open ( si bu ming mu ...)and then its like JIANG YING!

pitiful leh...

den todae shyh wei really farkin piss me off

todae at class i beaten shyh wei up

i was polishing my acrylic with brasso

and he keep larffing over there

i asked why

he sae nothing... I ASKED WHY AGAIN...HE BLURTED OUT THIS

"IT LOOKS AND SMELLS LIKE SHIT"

HELLO?yes it LOOKS like shit..but HEY...it SMELLS LIKE CHEMICAL ...

den i told him " IF YOU SAE SHIT SMELLS LIDAT, I PREDICT YOUR SHIT IS ABNORMAL"

CAN HE GOD DAMN LET ME POLISH IN PEACE?!

todae went JP

at first at DnT room mahx

do DnT loh ( CRAPS )

den liting dey all very hungry mahx

den DyDy and lao eng at there drill hole

to me lah...its nothing loh..cox im not dat hungry and liting

but liting dulan liaos lah..

cox she very hungry loh

den we go first

hahas

den nei nei smsing mah

SAW MR NOR LEH !

he driving motorbike

COOL SIA

den he catch some upper sec

den i see

i sae

"MR NOR LEH MR NOR LEH!"

den they faster keep HP...

PHEWWWWWS

den i sae "hey..when he drive past us wanna sae ; MR NOR ; YOU ARE SO COOL!!! anot ah?"

den nei nei sae "sae you so cool ok liao lah"

den he scold finish liao

nei nei sae "1...2...3..!"

ALL:"YOU SO COOL!!!!!"

den mr nor turn to face us

giv us that DERNG + SIAN DIAO + BLUR look

BURSTS OUT LARFFING

and reach JP le loh...

we go eat mos burger

i ate chicken burger + corn soup + mos coffee shake

CORN SOUP AND COFFEE SHAKE DAMN NICE DE

*giving out yea sign and a big wide smile with my eeeky yellow teeth*

den we CHATTED A DAMN LOT

oh yah

the we is liting ; lala ; nei nei ; dydy ; and jiayi..

we were chatting about flashers

you noe

those guys who stand at pple de void deck and they go DEE DINGGGG~~~~~

showing off their private parts

=="

and jiayi sae she saw one when she was in P1

tht guy was in the lift with her

acting to touch his body

den unzip

and started to do that thing black pig is very good with ( YOU GOT IT RYTE ; ITS MASTURBATING )

den lehs

jiayi dun care

when she grow up

she saw tht guy AGAIN

and she GLARED AT HIM...YES...its GLARE

and tht guy didnt do it

and there was a NEXT TIME

UNDER LARGE CROWDS WAITING FOR LIFT

THAT GUY COVERED HIS AHEM WITH NEWSPAPER AND DID IT AGAIN

i was like

OH PWEASH

GET A LYFE

if ur too horny ; ok ...cannot sae anithing lah...!

buden

can you kindly play with you little brother at home?

got privacy

got more space

and nobody will glare at you weirdly

URGH

why got such idiots in singapore

its such a disgrace

den i sae abt mine

last time come back frm piano lesson mahx

the sky was still glowing

meaning bright ...DUH!

and tht blangah ...

he was wearing his sarong

and i saw i shadow

i think nothing...but i saw him moving...and sorta hammering something...den i faster move in the elevator

den he DASH TO THE ELEVATOR DOOR ; AND KEPT HAMMERING HIS LAN JIAO! ( heng the sarong was still on lah! )

den we talk all about flashers..

den chat for SUPER long den we go shop

go see jiajia's burdae gift..

VERY DAMN EXP LOR...those things

but their things so FREAKING CUTE!

its mainly a choco and sweet shop lah

there was some choco which looks like plaster , condom and even PADS!

i seriously think the person who invented those things are FREAKINGLY CREATIVE!

i love those

and there was one lollipop i like

it costs a BOMB

its a freaking $5

IN WHERE THE HELL A LOLLIPOP CAUSES A F-ING FIVE DOLLARS?!

MADE OF GOLD AH?!

den i see a smaller one

its $1

and i think its still freaking expensive

but...aiyah...try try mah hor?

den i bought it

hey please ah

go see those chuppa chups...30 cents nia leh !...wahseh

den i kept the lollipop at my pocket..bring home den eat

den buy ok liaos...we go home loh..

ive reached home..

and i REMEMBERED tht BRANDED lolipop..

took pictures of it ( i noe its absurd but hey...one dollar leh )









THIS ONE SMALL THING COST SO EXP?!

i dun believe so nice

so i opened the expensive wrapper and popped that expensive thingy into my mouth

and i noe why its one dollar

ITS FREAKING NICE!

SWEET AND GRAPE FLAVOURED!

WAHH

but not reccommendable for eating everydae lah

i think once a month you oready will pok kai loh

FULLSTOPS ; BUHHBYEES

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COUNTER SHOWN:TODAE,YESTERDAY,TOTAL
JUMPING SINCE FEB o4 2o06 *GRINS*

HUITENG. TENG. not TING.
HATES MY SURNAME
RETARDED IN STUDIES
ESP IN SMELLY MATH
loveeees doodling RUBBISH in her notebk
enjoys vulgarities,but cant use it as and whn i like
paikia who looks guai
lives *toot*ing far frm JURONG SEC
EASILY DU LAN-ED
a lil racist
UNCLEAR OF WHAT I AM. WHO I AM
so-insane@hotmail.com is my retarded email add. friendster and msn. free t add! =D

BoAforever
DERRICK totally
narutobest anime
BLEACHH!
E MO ZAI SHEN BIAN AND E ZUO JU ZHI WEN!!! <33
singing.out of tune, so?
dancing TADAAS.
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!! uber cute
WEIRD STUFF.
being HIGH with frens
shuai ge. im a HUACHI.
JOSHUA & SHAWN
ADRIANO LAH! =D
NO LINK STUFF. like blabbering NONSENSE
MR TAN JIEHAO =DD; cutest tcher on EARTH!
MY LOVELY DANCE MATEEES!
YOU. yea u. YOU!

EVERYTHING NICE. hehees.


cockroaches and sorts
TORTURE CAMPS
homework
travelling frm yck to jurong
THE GRUESOME THEM.
FREAKING THEM
THAT STUPIED ATTITUDE WOMAN IN FAREAST!
ppl who MISUNDERSTAND me
TAT STUPID ORGANISATION
i don even noe wad else,but there are LOADDS of hates.

NEW SKIRT!
new tshirt.
new three-quartered pants
PANTS!
WEBCAM!
get my tie and tiepin!GOT IT!!! =D
DANCE TO HAV MANY SEC ONES!
learn how to sing
SLIM DOWN
get some accesories
NEW OUTING BAGG.current one breaking apart
ii wan my pimples to be gone
IMPROVE FOTOSHOP SKILLS.
"gop-ing" of angpao money to be smooth
buy loads of spongebob thingys!(actually i wanted to MARRY SPONGEBOBBB!
live in the pineapple in BIKINI BOTTOM with SPONGEBOB AND GARY THE SNAIL!
SENIOR BADGE.
save more money.



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