this toopid guy ; call me ; well here's the whole conversation
SO CALLED WILLIAM TAN : is this ms huiteng?
me:yah
so called WILLIAM TAN : oh ; im the boss of jurong east coffin shop *giggles* ;
me: *rolls eyes* uh-huh?
william tan:well ; u have a wooden coffin u ordered ; when are u going to collect it
me:*shocked* HUH?!
william tan:*backgrd giggling sound* u are me huiteng ryte?
me:*wtf* YYAAAAHH????!!!!!!!!
william tan: you have a wooden coffin you haven collected
me: WHO ARE YOU!!!
william tan: i am the *giggles* jurong east coffin shop boss lah
me: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU LAH!!! SAE LEHS! WAD COFFIN SHOP!
william tan: ok lah ; i teng sean lahs
me : STUPID LAHS !
teng sean : got scared anot
me : NO LAHS ! where got coffin shop boss sound so young derhs!
teng sean : BURSTS OUT LUFFING
me : wad eu doing ! BOLIAOS LEHS!!!
teng sean : we calling arnd teasing ppl
me: boliaos lah eu... !
THE END
BOLIAOS RYTE
dun believe there are such *toot* ppl in the world
but aniwae ; he's returning to ah mei ry cah ; so plae wif him l0hhx
wells
t0dae went sh0pping wif nei nei ; jas ; angela ; dydy ; jiayi ; wanlin
at first go causwae eat yoshinoya
NICE SIAS
den we all waste money on this BOLIAO machine
we KNEW it was EATING our money
but we STILL wasted the money on that BOLIAO machine
haish ; arent human weird?
den went on to take MRT ; go esplanade
wahahas ; sho boliao hors
DAMN ARTISTIC ; astroboi...and there was a warning sign beside ; saeing "i've put a curse on these art pieces ; if u steal it ; eu will fail in everything eu do"
LIDAT OSO CAN? the yi xu jia really very humorous lehs
hahas
sexy n0rts? the zip half open lia0s ; woohoo!
HEN KE AI!!! like little bunnies ; but well ; it's supposed to be some other creature
LOVE THOSE STRINGY HAIR
den went on to the esplanade itself ; its REALLY COOL
there's this HUMONGOUS slippers...jasmine saw it
telling me and nei nei there's a slipper
me and nei nei went "GOT MEH? WHERE? AT WHERE? WHY WE CANNOT SEE"
then jas go "neh ; there lor ; sho big u cannot see ah"
den nei nei and me spot small things *as slippers are supposed to be small*
and when we saw that slipper we went "ERH~~~"
l0ls
I DIDNT BLUFF U!
COMPARE AND CONTRAST! (well i noe it isnt very civilised)
image ruined...L0ls
sh0 kyoot beh~
and we SPOTTED some chocs...at the shop named CHOCZ
jas and ang ang bought the strawberry choc ; one for $1 (small) ; $1.50 (medium) ; $2 (large)
SHO EXP ; MUST TAKE PHOTO FOR MEMORY
den me wanlin and nei bought MARSHMALLOW CHOC ; damn nice ; one for one dollar...
WAHAHAS ; WE GET IT ; YOU DONT!!!
the freakin little nice thing on its own
then we went out to the "SEA" lahs
this is the first elephant dancing pole dance ; horny ah`hahas
started raining ; heaven dun do pretty (tian bu zuo mei) qing shen shen yu meng meng Ahh~~~~~~romantic sia...
they two jealous ; so lang man oso l0rhs...hahas..
power lehs ; shoot sho far
ZI PAI YI ZU ` hahas
nice tall buildings ; whoaa~~~
den we walk towards the bridge...walk until very fun lehs...
den we ALL damn SUA KU lorhs
at there point here point there ; like TOURISTS ; never see before lidats!
hahs
DAMN NICE SHOT! woohoo!
wah mai gong lia0s
fullerton
boh comments
liu lian liu lian liu liann~~~~
DAMN POWER SIA
SHORWIES WAN LIN...owais never take eu...THKS AND SHORWIE LEHS
SUAH KUS IN ACTION
it was DANGG humid there ; cos water alot..den just rain ; sho HEEP....
den this couple ask jiayi help them take photo ; the girl was hawt...(i n0rt les lahs)
den this indian couple wan take foto ; nei nei dunn0 h0w to take...so the indian couple approached this chinese singaporean
DAMN THAT SINGAPOREAN ; A DISGRACE TO SINGAPOREANS
that indian was pleading her to help them ; and that singaporean kept crapping to another guy
WAD ATTITUDE IS THAT? at least turn to the indian and sae PLS WAIT
sae thaTt VERY DIFFICULT IZZIT? go jiak sai lahs
SO UNCIVILISED ; lidat how ppl think of singapore ; ruin singapore's image
NO MANNERS!
hate this kinda ppl
and so we walked to marina square
leg DAMN SUAN!!!
THE REASON IS OBVIOUS
ANGELA REACHED THE SUMMIT!!!
den we went that youth corner....last time go like ALOT things to shop ( cos i was suah ku )
den now i go ; haix ; like nothing lehs
but got bring back some winnings
pureMILK de sleeveless tee
me and dydy buy same de ; but colour different
I SPOT FIRST DE LOR
but she bought the nicer colour ; WAD ISH THIS!!!!
nehwer mind ; i kind ; sho let her lor
YUCKS ; BHB
mine not bad lah..hahas..
never buy baku...sighs
den we went home lors..
on MRT i let nei nei see the video me and shihui and joo take de
YUPPS. this is HUITENG'S BLOG.
i definitely can accept ure scoldings
but most likely u will get SCOLDINGS back.
better not RIP anithing off here yaa.
credit and inform me if u nid smting.
CHEEEROOOS.
!DAILY COUNTER!
COUNTER SHOWN:TODAE,YESTERDAY,TOTAL
JUMPING SINCE FEB o4 2o06 *GRINS*
!JUST TH RETARD
HUITENG. TENG. not TING.
HATES MY SURNAME
RETARDED IN STUDIES
ESP IN SMELLY MATH
loveeees doodling RUBBISH in her notebk
enjoys vulgarities,but cant use it as and whn i like
paikia who looks guai
lives *toot*ing far frm JURONG SEC
EASILY DU LAN-ED
a lil racist
UNCLEAR OF WHAT I AM. WHO I AM
so-insane@hotmail.com is my retarded email add.
friendster and msn. free t add! =D
!loves and hates
BoAforever
DERRICK totally
narutobest anime
BLEACHH!
E MO ZAI SHEN BIAN AND E ZUO JU ZHI WEN!!! <33
singing.out of tune, so?
dancing TADAAS.
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!! uber cute
WEIRD STUFF.
being HIGH with frens
shuai ge. im a HUACHI.
JOSHUA & SHAWN
ADRIANO LAH! =D
NO LINK STUFF. like blabbering NONSENSE
MR TAN JIEHAO =DD; cutest tcher on EARTH!
MY LOVELY DANCE MATEEES!
YOU. yea u. YOU!
EVERYTHING NICE. hehees.
cockroaches and sorts
TORTURE CAMPS
homework
travelling frm yck to jurong
THE GRUESOME THEM.
FREAKING THEM
THAT STUPIED ATTITUDE WOMAN IN FAREAST!
ppl who MISUNDERSTAND me
TAT STUPID ORGANISATION
i don even noe wad else,but there are LOADDS of hates.
!WANTED list!
NEW SKIRT! new tshirt.
new three-quartered pants
PANTS! WEBCAM! get my tie and tiepin!GOT IT!!! =D DANCE TO HAV MANY SEC ONES!
learn how to sing SLIM DOWN
get some accesories
NEW OUTING BAGG.current one breaking apart
ii wan my pimples to be gone
IMPROVE FOTOSHOP SKILLS.
"gop-ing" of angpao money to be smooth
buy loads of spongebob thingys!(actually i wanted to MARRY SPONGEBOBBB!
live in the pineapple in BIKINI BOTTOM with SPONGEBOB AND GARY THE SNAIL!
SENIOR BADGE.
save more money.
!SHUTand LISTEN
Ashleesimpson-Boyfren. its stucky at tha ahha part.
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