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tired and swollen

omg. todae wake up TOTALLY DRY lor

i look into the mirror totally cua sia! SAW SOME FREAK IN THERE

EYES SWOLLEN,suddenly feel my view smallen alot alot ALOT

den go school...super sian de...

AIYAH...me jiayi and dydy quite regret join SC de lehs...dunno why

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Sunday, October 30, 2005

BREAK CAMP!

YESHHH!!!

break camp lerhs

i'll first update bout YTD

after i went back frm PIANO EXAM...its lucky the stand-by-bunk is OVER!

heng ah~~~!

den wad i done was the 3 hrs activity

i provide idEas lor..merry go round ah`den roller coaster`and weightlifting

but the weightlifting was sorta rejected...they did not use it

instead they used [the mask]

yEps

den TELEMATCH!!!!!!!!

when ppl sae its fun`i found it quite insulting,but FUN oso lah!...

firstly bring water using TEAMWORK`and then sit on each other's laps to form a circle...and there's the FLOUR thing

its stupid

asking us to get $2.30 frm instructors

den ask frm sir ernest`HE DON GIVE

so selfish

den uhm...ask and ask and ask..ask those seniors oso...

they ask us to DANCE ARND THE TREE`THK U TREE`YOGA INFRONT OF THE TREE and blah blah stupid things

and then ask us to ROLL on the GRASS

den liE on the ROAD leh!

neh wer mind...its fun though

and then eat dinner...

and its the

NIGHTWALK!!!!!!

its like UBER fun

blindfold u

den u dunno where the heaven u going to!

its like trusting thE ppl infront of u...den i think i did better in the nitewalk then normal daEs lah...cos normal daEs i dun dare to shout de`haha

its really uber fun. it feels like u are sleeping...cos of the blindfold.but yet u need to be alert leh...its so so so so fun

den the instructors like very dots lor...

saE wad "u are now in the forest.........." or "u are now in the alley....its very very dark....there are BATS...GHOSTS....VAMPIRES.........u need to overcome ur fear in order to pass tru"

like DUH!

i cannot see then wad i care abt those things

me and man wei partner...hehEs...its nice! we helpEd each other..

then ma'am tzelin tried to trick me..

"WHO AM I~~~" PLEASE SEE : its in a weirdish tone

before she sae finish i sae

"MA'AM TZELIN"

"HOW U NOE?!"

"i guessed it ma'am"

"guess oso can meh`im not ma'am tzelin lah aiyo"

"im sure u are ma'am tzelin,ma'am"

"hiak hiak hiak, (returns to normal vocals) k lah , correct"

den its like all the instructors at there HIAK HIAK HIAK!!!!

HEKK HEKK HEKK~~~~BOO!

erhs..........!?

den when we completed im very very happy

the whole nightwalk quite long de..

then ma'am yiqing spreaded toothpaste on my legs...

and ONE DUNNO WHO!

go and spread COLGATE ON MY MOUTH THERE!

den got one instructor at there sae "this girl very nice got moustache"

WAKAOS

nvm

den when it was finally over..

i took out the blindfold and CHONG JIAN TIAN RI ( although it was at nite and without specs + the darkness makes not much diference )

and hey

GRANSAZERS AND X-MEN WAS THE FIRST GRP TO COMPLETE THE NIGHTWALK!!!

3 cheers!

den blah blah blahs....

den morning...got PT and all those stupid stuff

i hate PT sia!

sir khairul DAMN FIERCE

den got one BALLERINA JUMP...CORNET ATTACK ( if im not wrong )

then i forgot the details lah...all those torturous i dun wanna remember..

STAND BY BUNK...this time i xperienced it..but the instructors never tekan me leh..hha...

so quite ok..never cry...

eileen daphne shiqi all being takan until very cham lors...

and then my name tag confiscated mah...then ma'am elizabeth ask me my name , i sae my name is huiteng..then she sae

LIAR.

wakaos...really mah...GO CHECK MY BIRTH CERT LAH!

wadeveR!

but she never scold me lah....hehe...actually she not bad de...

oh yah

sec 2s seperate frm sec 1s

den elaine dun wan giv her tie to sir geok woon and sir sabrina

then sec 2s all pump

i really cannot tahan liao lor

i kept telling myself THE SEC 2S ARE ALL ENDURING I MUST ENDURE TOO!!!

but my legs gave up lor..

den i just cry...

then sir sabrina ask me fall out

at medics there very shiok leh...ma'am yiqing just nice giv honey water to those ma'ams,then ma'am qishan lemme drink

actually ma'am qishan not bad de lor =))

den the last few hours DAMN slack..

PA oso slack sia!

at there ONE person ONE cubicle..they sae 3 minutes...but never come and bang the doors...they got bang at other daes except for dae 3

so nice...

den prize give ah...as i expected,gransazers didnt win anithing....well nevermind lah

wad can i expect

name tags SO MANI being confiscated ( including mine...confiscated by ma'am sheih yiin )

naomi ah`man wei ah`me ah ; name tags all confiscated

FLAG oso...collect back then confiscated again...kept repeating! and GROUP FILES...kao ehs..

wadever...haha..

den BREAK CAMP LIAO!!!!

get my junior badge!

woohoo!

i told myself the first thing i reach home is to SLEEP

but i didnt...i blogged...l0ls

den break camp liao some of us stae to eat lunch in sch...then the instructors all change person..change at there larff larff...

then yeele and allan got the best instructors award

YEAHH!!!

yeele really very good l0rhs...when she care for u its like REALLY CARE and encourageous...den when she scold its like YI YAN DIAN XING MENG ZHONG REN....one word point awake dream inside ppl... DUH... =.="

ma'am tzelin not bad oso..and ma'am yang ce ...

hehe..

DANCE DE MAH....

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den when break camp

sir khairul like a changed person

he at there larff larff...tork about MAPLE sia...

that's why i felt weird...

hMm..

then hor..sir yuan cheng gave me FOUR PACKETS OF HOKKIEN MEE LOR

walao..

haish..nvm..!

and then zixin gave me one loaf of bread....

i like DERNG...

felt regretful for not leading much in the camp

when i lead i sae wrong thing

like sir sabrina i sae ma'am sabrina...FORGOTTEN..haish..

i rather they mental us lor...i prefer it than physical...i find physical USELESS

although mental more ez to cry lor..

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Saturday, October 29, 2005

CAMP!!!!

its like HORRENDOUS!

wad i predicted was sorta true

i should be glad my hands still can type

ok.firstly YESTERDAE

its like super duper tense

whistle blow`everybody CHIONGG AHH!!!!!

den see ONE STRAIGHT ROW OF INSTRUCTORS staring at u

some instructors REALLY very very strict

then some is like yiqing dat kind hor`very gentle de

she try to be fierce lah`but hai ok

its like normal daes u see her "OH NI HAO CUTE OHH~~~~*squeezes face*"

den in camp is like...................................

the face is like all grumpy lah!

den is like she try to control her laughter lor`but i saw her smile

she smile den she act like spreading her lips or smthing

l0ls

den u stand there report~~~den they ask u questions`never reply den scold

luckily until half wae me liting zixin xiaomei blah blah went parents meeting

den out of camp,WAH SHIOK!!!

den we at there slack

den went back at 7 lor

dinner at 715..!

den instructors ask us to PERFORM during todae breakfast

but hey`I NO NEED...im over here blogging ; hehe

sekali change to lunch den i die

den eat dinner ah`

den talentnite

our grp SUCKED

totally LING CHANG FA HUI LOR PWEASH

THAT JAMES!he sae wad pole dance...sae wad pong pong not good (jessica ) ruhua(me) better wad`nice figure

HE SUAN ME IZZIT!!!i noe u wan effect lah! BUT DUN SUAN ME LAH~~~~

den debrief

den SLEEP..

the sleeping part was like totally URGHS

HARD mattress ; COLD temperature ; NO PILLOWS

i totally miss my doggie beside my bed accompanying me to slp

and my very very comfy bed.............*snaps myself out of my dream*

den its like SCARY classroom ; BUNKMATES TORKING ; FANS TICKING AWAY

and after i wanna slp`i heard ppl snoring....

den i at first tot it was singing sound...cos very high pitch...den i thought u noe u noe....ahem...those "dirty" things CHOI AH!

den wake up lors...den RUNNNN~~~~to report...

walao...they damn fierce that time

den pumping ah...blah blahs..

den must go back back to SING

den reporting

oh gosh i cried

WHY DID I CRY!!!

i just forgotten the item that james got`AND I CRIED!!!!

i dunno why the toot i cried

den they all encourage mE...grp mates ; THKS ALOT!

den ma`am tzelin and ma`am shueh yin encourage me oso

den ma'am tze lin and sir geokwoon pull me aside`tell me to jiayou...and have to build confidence...

ma'am yeele oso

they so kind

but don see lidat

when i return liao hor...they become the fierce fierce again`scold here scold there`suan here suan there...

humans really changes

den PT`i report better liao...very happy

den walao

sir khairul and SIR sabrina ask us to pump ah`blah blah

pump on the grass

sir khairul DAMN SCARY

shout like BOOOOM!

den ma'am nurul oso...

when do pumping at parade grnd...she use her file to like hit me arms...

sae wad "CAN YOU SHOUT!!!"

i sae "yes ma'am"

"I SHOUT LOUDER DEN YOU!!!!!!!!!"

me "sorry ma'am"

"SORRY WAD! I SHOUT LOUDER DEN YOU! CAN U SHOUT LOUDER!!!!!!!!!!!"

Me "YES MA'AM!!!!"

den she like tekan me lors

at there "oei`you two`frm the start till now i nv hear u shout!!!"

I GOT SHOUT LOR

i not sure the lyrics lor

shafiq beside never shout oso!

FORGET IT

gotta prepare

cyah

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Friday, October 28, 2005

CAMP IS JUST HOURS AWAY!

its the last time i will blog! before the freaking cam thingy

it'll be torturous`i know that

so i wont blog for this freaking days (which i will feel like YEARS)

its like ARGH

sec one camp was nothing`those ppl said

and to me`sec one camp was horrendous

so now ; the camp will be FREAKING ASSHOLIC SUPER DEE DUPER HORRENDOUS

and i cant even memorise my oath ; code of conduct and those long winded blah blah stuff by now!

and im wasting my precious time here BLOGGING

i cant stop it`my hands just drifted to the keyboard

and i packed my bag just LAST MINUTE`JUST NOW

am i superb

dunno if i got forget things anot leh

forget den i die liao!

AND I CANT REMEMBER THOSE SIRS AND MA`AM'S NAMES YET

like HOW I AM GOING TO DIE ARHS?!

im going to bathe the last time`eat the last time`watch the tv last time`shit for the last time`blog for the last time ; last time before that torture camp

i barely survived tru the sec one camp`i guess i'll puke and cry

cant help it

I MUST TOLERATE!!!

oh god...still got meeting after wards...

tomolo i got theory exam...so i'll come home for a while...i guess i'll blog! about the camp

oh yah

yesterdae it was grad nite

i haven even be councillor must help out oreadi...

stand at the main gate there count the leaves fall ( there wasnt one frigging leaf falling )

i've gotto type quickly so bare with typos pls`BOH SI GAN LIAOS!

ehh...ehh..ehh....ehh...oh yah

den must stand at serve those V.I.P and students food

i got a cut on my hand cos of spruce up ; and then i was serving the SOUR CHICKEN and CHILLI SOTONG

note the SOUR and CHILLI words`mind u

it was like OH SO PAIN!

and i was damn clumsy`dropping those frigging tongs or wadever u call those!

it was just a horrendous dae and we could onli go home at 10!

and its the CAMP the next dae , HELLO?!

i gotta rush ; see yahs...will miss the computer de!

MUST TAG K...

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Wednesday, October 26, 2005

career guidance

todae got this career guidance thingy ( which obviously didnt work for lotsa ppl )...questions about math`i put all DISLIKE . haha

they sae my interests dun match my abilities leh...how ah how ah...later must go try again lor...! hope it suits me better...

in the end my fav choice is graphic designer...same like kia kia lehs...

kia kia wanna be nurse de..but then all come out become those art art kind..

den after reccess got STORY-TELLING with MRS MABLE...

todae was rather boring..

and it was like WINTER

and HEY...for those who have taken neoprints before ( WHO NEVER TAKE BEFORE?!)that mable's eyes`look like those BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG fake eyes`one of those effects in neoprint machines....maybe u all dunno wad's that`but the point is

HER EYES ARE FAKE

fullstop

i find her scary

and todae`when she told the story abt the witch or wadever

me and zixin were like so attracted by her freaking story

and when she let out a "RRRAWWWWRRRHH!!"

both of us jumped up

like REAL JUMP

HOW COULD SHE DO THIS?! just when we concentrate on her story`she JOSTLED US! how could she do that! CHEAT OUR FEELINGS! =="

den got this explain ur name thingy

and we found out lin yu changed her own name! (PS:when she was in PRIMARY ONE )

BRAVO!!!

den aft sch got SC de group meetings

have to report`i was like SUPER SUPER not fluent ; larffing all dah wae

and plus item...

i totally suck at that

and then i got alot things to memorise lehs`i scared i cant do them in time

camp thingys ( which are like one damn bunch ) ; and piano theory stuff ( which are like never going in my mind )

camp on fri`theory on sat ; HOW CAN I MAKE IT!

and i could use this blogging time on memorising

but i just couldnt do it

and then i didnt noe the 4 of the newcomers ( dydy`jiayi`weinuo [ dvinodLAHS!]`and me ) have to meet sec 2 co-ords oso

cos when i went to canteen wif eileen and yuehua ; jiayi and dydy still sit there lor

den i faster rush to there

den have to take out shoes

and i commented

"very smelly leh"

WHY DID I EVEN DO THAT?!

its such a useless comment

and then sabrina tested me on those ppl's name ah`i forgotten ANDY'S name!!!

wadever

den learn to tie a tie

its like DARN tough

i keep getting holes

i think haiqal teach me until wanna puke liao

jiayi learn sho sho sho fast lor

den at first dweinuo tie until very short`sabrina saw

"u can go to macdonalds"

WAAHAAHS!

sour enuff sia

den tie so long finally can erhm almost pass lah..

den tomoloo have to help giv out water or smthing lidat

todae its like sho sho tired..when reach home arnd 7 liao

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Tuesday, October 25, 2005

angered`pe ce

im totally PEK CEK

woke up early in the morning in 7+

just to pia maple`i was thinking of winning those very fast ppl in our class

7 till 11

NOT EVEN ONE TIME OF LOGGING IN SUCCESSFUL

SINGNET,fuck you. singnet,FUCK YOU!!!!!

for 4 hours SUBSEQUENTLY trying my very best to log in

IT ALWAYS FAILED

chat`internet CAN

but when i click maple`it cannot sign in AT ALL

when i returned

WHOLE CONNECTION WAS DOWN

WAD THE HEAVEN? U TELL ME LAH!

have to come neighbour hse to use com

SO DIU LIAN

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Monday, October 24, 2005

swimming

wells`ytd went to JE swimming!

i wore that hyper old DIVING suit which is like DUH!

its such a disgrace swimming around in that

wells`nothing much happened...but saw one couple in that JACUZZI

wells...we just wanted a fine massage yah noe?

and when we proceeded there`one COUPLE like think that is their private space lah`TOUCHING each other awae

but SO WAD?its a public space man ; so we swam over and do our own stuff

that couple boi not shuai`girl oso not chio ( why am i talking abt this )

and well...the girl was sorta PLUCKING that guy's PIMPLES...

YES~the pimples are in LOADS

well that girl just wanted to sink her hair in the pool`so she sank it...that guy held her hand and supported her lah.

MAN ARE ALL SO TIKO PEH.

that girl was closing her eyes`relaxing

and wad was that guy doing?

STARING AT HER BREASTS

he acted not looking at it first lahs...den he slowly cannot withstand that luring temptation and STARED AT IT ( yes he was smiling as he stared )

and after that girl opened her eyes`he quickly kept his dirty eyes and looked at other places

and he yelled out "YES~~~BABEYY~~~~~"

and that girl went into his arms and they sorta carassed each other

SHIHUI told me`that guy said "COME ON~~~SWEETY~~~!"

l0ls...they wan HIGH izzit`go back home and HIGH GE GOU ; i dunch CARE

and that guy was MOLESTING that girl's BUTT...

so horny sia

so yah`todae lehs ; do the STORYTELLING thingy

that woman who came looked rather horrendous

when she sae story until half yifan come in`then every one STARE

just like that`and we bursted out in LAUGHTER

actually not that funny de l0rhs`but we just blurted out laughing in that instance

den that woman who told the story SO DAMN HIGH

she's like ROARING away ; CLAPPING

then her eyes open so big look like dunno wad sia

alot of things happened during that storytelling thingy

we had to start a original story...

and tcher call samuel to continue the story`then he said JIU HUA ; tcher dun let

den he said BA HUA

den zhimin said FUNNY (supposed to be FANNY )

den sae funny and ba hua wad in a ROOM

when tcher ask JIU HUA continue the story

he said "they were in the room`and started to...uh.....started to..."

LOLS`quan chang BAO XIAO!

den got create stories from the CARDS`then a PURE picture of two poor couple in a rotten house ; we TRANSFORMED it into PORN lor

wad become rich becus the wife became porn star`and the fan RAPED her and killed the husband!!!

LOLS!!!!!

den got wad`creat short story in a two,three,one,one format

den our grp is wad

whisper whisper
talk talk talk
shout
scream

then we thought of PADS

l0ls

well samuel they all SO CREATIVE SIA

ah ah
deeper deeper deeper
pain
ah

l0ls!

ms seeto hear liao immediately show DULAN face l0rhs

haish....DUN THINK WAI WAI LAHS!

tomolo promotion dae`NO NEED GO SCH SIA!!! shuang da0s!

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Saturday, October 22, 2005

meeting t0dae...

jush n0w g0rt meeting l0rhs..

den at first damn damn sian..den went IT less0n and all

checking out the horoscope and wad..

there sae wad sexual thingies

DERNGG~~

wells`den went to meeting again

paint flag at all

wala0s`tat plastic cup CORRODED

and the cup full of BLUE PAINT just SPLASHED OUT

den g0rt one DASH over the flag

OMG its like URGHS! dui ~

den we paint paint paint l0rhxs`quite g0rt CHENG JIU GAN DERHS

its like Ur hand got so DIRTY and unwashable JUST BECOS OF THAT LITTLE THIN FLAG

and u COLOURED IT WELL!!!

isnt it nice!~~

hahas...

todae onli got 2 PATHETIC members...which are me and man wei..

URGHS...camp until half hav tah go THEORY EXAM ` and that sucks

but well`time for me to relax mahs...quite good oso

hehes

cyah

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Friday, October 21, 2005

wala0s`at first i n0rt in derhs sia

den todae liting and xia0mei sae i g0rt in` den i dun believe l0rhs

in the end yang ce dey all c0me and called my name`i whole face buey s0ng

den i scared they see l0rhs

den t0dae went to SC de meeting`can sae s0 larhs

den learn th0se rules and all

WAKAOS

rep0rting DAMN t0ugh sias...

wad senang diri sedia blah blahs

URGHS!

im in the GRANSAZERS`orh biang

i wan be in sailormoon lehs~the name sho nice..

hahas

i in same grp wif jessica`YEAHS! gort ppl pei me

but basically i am totally FRIGHTENED ( in terms of the heart hair stand up`if there was such a thing as heart hair)

hais`they sae yang ce they all in camps will very FIERCE

hope they dun tekan me sia

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Thursday, October 20, 2005

CRAP

CRAP SIAS`wad darh to0tts!

cut hair dunn0 look like wad SAI

at first wan it to look like BoA`in the end look like dunn0 wad to0t

REGRET LARHS

shili 0sh0 regret`haiish ; dunch kaire lia0s

URGH!

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RESULTS~!

TOTALLY NOT SATISFIED BY MY RESULTS

i depr0ved a DAMN LOT

i bec0me m0re lan den zixin lia0s lehs`last time i owais win her derhs...

HER MATH A2!!! LIKE WAD THE FARK!!!

but i happy enuff`passed my math ; heesh

all pass`but VERY LOW MARKS

all border line` haish

must d0 MUCH BETTER

t0rp ten GONE lerhs

confirm 20+

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Wednesday, October 19, 2005

ne0prints me and xiinn to0kk

that time never p0st darh ne0pweents we to0kk...sh0 n0w i p0st l0rhs

by tha waee ; liting was just beside us looking at us take ; l0ls !

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BE A TOURIST FOR TODAE!

BEFORE I GO ON TO THE TOURIST TOPIC

TEY TENG SEAN!!!!

idiot lahs eu!!!

this toopid guy ; call me ; well here's the whole conversation

SO CALLED WILLIAM TAN : is this ms huiteng?

me:yah

so called WILLIAM TAN : oh ; im the boss of jurong east coffin shop *giggles* ;

me: *rolls eyes* uh-huh?

william tan:well ; u have a wooden coffin u ordered ; when are u going to collect it

me:*shocked* HUH?!

william tan:*backgrd giggling sound* u are me huiteng ryte?

me:*wtf* YYAAAAHH????!!!!!!!!

william tan: you have a wooden coffin you haven collected

me: WHO ARE YOU!!!

william tan: i am the *giggles* jurong east coffin shop boss lah

me: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU LAH!!! SAE LEHS! WAD COFFIN SHOP!

william tan: ok lah ; i teng sean lahs

me : STUPID LAHS !

teng sean : got scared anot

me : NO LAHS ! where got coffin shop boss sound so young derhs!

teng sean : BURSTS OUT LUFFING

me : wad eu doing ! BOLIAOS LEHS!!!

teng sean : we calling arnd teasing ppl

me: boliaos lah eu... !

THE END

BOLIAOS RYTE

dun believe there are such *toot* ppl in the world

but aniwae ; he's returning to ah mei ry cah ; so plae wif him l0hhx

wells

t0dae went sh0pping wif nei nei ; jas ; angela ; dydy ; jiayi ; wanlin

at first go causwae eat yoshinoya

NICE SIAS

den we all waste money on this BOLIAO machine

we KNEW it was EATING our money

but we STILL wasted the money on that BOLIAO machine

haish ; arent human weird?

den went on to take MRT ; go esplanade

wahahas ; sho boliao hors

DAMN ARTISTIC ; astroboi...and there was a warning sign beside ; saeing "i've put a curse on these art pieces ; if u steal it ; eu will fail in everything eu do"

LIDAT OSO CAN? the yi xu jia really very humorous lehs

hahas

sexy n0rts? the zip half open lia0s ; woohoo!

HEN KE AI!!! like little bunnies ; but well ; it's supposed to be some other creature

LOVE THOSE STRINGY HAIR

den went on to the esplanade itself ; its REALLY COOL

there's this HUMONGOUS slippers...jasmine saw it

telling me and nei nei there's a slipper

me and nei nei went "GOT MEH? WHERE? AT WHERE? WHY WE CANNOT SEE"

then jas go "neh ; there lor ; sho big u cannot see ah"

den nei nei and me spot small things *as slippers are supposed to be small*

and when we saw that slipper we went "ERH~~~"

l0ls

I DIDNT BLUFF U!

COMPARE AND CONTRAST! (well i noe it isnt very civilised)

image ruined...L0ls

sh0 kyoot beh~

and we SPOTTED some chocs...at the shop named CHOCZ

jas and ang ang bought the strawberry choc ; one for $1 (small) ; $1.50 (medium) ; $2 (large)

SHO EXP ; MUST TAKE PHOTO FOR MEMORY

den me wanlin and nei bought MARSHMALLOW CHOC ; damn nice ; one for one dollar...

WAHAHAS ; WE GET IT ; YOU DONT!!!

the freakin little nice thing on its own

then we went out to the "SEA" lahs

this is the first elephant dancing pole dance ; horny ah`hahas

started raining ; heaven dun do pretty (tian bu zuo mei)

qing shen shen yu meng meng Ahh~~~~~~romantic sia...

they two jealous ; so lang man oso l0rhs...hahas..

power lehs ; shoot sho far

ZI PAI YI ZU ` hahas

nice tall buildings ; whoaa~~~

den we walk towards the bridge...walk until very fun lehs...

den we ALL damn SUA KU lorhs

at there point here point there ; like TOURISTS ; never see before lidats!

hahs

DAMN NICE SHOT! woohoo!

wah mai gong lia0s

fullerton

boh comments

liu lian liu lian liu liann~~~~

DAMN POWER SIA

SHORWIES WAN LIN...owais never take eu...THKS AND SHORWIE LEHS

SUAH KUS IN ACTION

it was DANGG humid there ; cos water alot..den just rain ; sho HEEP....

den this couple ask jiayi help them take photo ; the girl was hawt...(i n0rt les lahs)

den this indian couple wan take foto ; nei nei dunn0 h0w to take...so the indian couple approached this chinese singaporean

DAMN THAT SINGAPOREAN ; A DISGRACE TO SINGAPOREANS

that indian was pleading her to help them ; and that singaporean kept crapping to another guy

WAD ATTITUDE IS THAT? at least turn to the indian and sae PLS WAIT

sae thaTt VERY DIFFICULT IZZIT? go jiak sai lahs

SO UNCIVILISED ; lidat how ppl think of singapore ; ruin singapore's image

NO MANNERS!

hate this kinda ppl

and so we walked to marina square

leg DAMN SUAN!!!

THE REASON IS OBVIOUS

ANGELA REACHED THE SUMMIT!!!

den we went that youth corner....last time go like ALOT things to shop ( cos i was suah ku )

den now i go ; haix ; like nothing lehs

but got bring back some winnings

pureMILK de sleeveless tee

me and dydy buy same de ; but colour different

I SPOT FIRST DE LOR

but she bought the nicer colour ; WAD ISH THIS!!!!

nehwer mind ; i kind ; sho let her lor

YUCKS ; BHB

mine not bad lah..hahas..

never buy baku...sighs

den we went home lors..

on MRT i let nei nei see the video me and shihui and joo take de

she was luffing like crazy man~~~

HIGH CANNOT MEHS?
hahas

jas and jiayi see liaos oso luff like siao

hahas

yah lah yah lah ; im a joke lahs ..hahas

I LOVE BEING HIGHH!!!!

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Tuesday, October 18, 2005

leg very suan sia...

todae went shopping lor~

wif zixin and liting...yeps~

at first go lot one..EAT UNTIL VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY FULL

eat piggy intestines

i ate kuay chap~all those intestines liting and xin eat

dat stallholder said eat rice as CHI HUAN

hahas

den went to shop for clothes

found 0 clothes ; totally N.O. NO clothes

sian dia0s

sh0 we g0 0rchard n0rhs..

at first missed doughby ghaut...(dunn0 h0w t0 spell narhs )

den ride back...

ride back ; ride WRONG WAE...aint we stupid

den alight at marina...

WAKAOS EHS ! DAMN SCARY LORHS!

at there 3 ppl ( plus two couples at there wanna kiss lidat ; but u n0e ; g0rt we the lightbulbs )

den we near the escalator

its like FREAKING QUIET

the escalator go tork tork tork tork tork tork tork

l0ls

me and zixin totally FREAK OUT...

zixin most cham derhs

its DAMN scary

its those typical ahem shows de scene!!!

den we took back to duo mei ge..

FINALLY REACH LIAOS

start our long and tough journey to FAR EAST

sho far sia

on the road i saw this guy

YELLOW SHORT TIGHTS

DAMN SHORT

like those wu nan sia

then its like that dunch-n0e-wad-obscene-part-of-the-body BULGED OUT

its like OH MI GAWWWDDD!

wadever

pass that

den after hundred yrs of walking ; we reached far east ; TERNGG TERNGG~~~!

reach le!!! OUR DESTINATION

den faster got energy lia0s ; g0 hunt f0r cl0thes

37 degrees de CHAO EXP LORHS!

like one shirt 20++++++!

or even 30+

faster siam lia0s

sh0p lerh alot den found new world order

very nice...the sleeveless...so me and zixin bought..19.90..quite exp lah..but ok bah

den we go shop...AND THE NIGHTMARE BEGINS

we entered this shop named NOUS

no ppl inside ; i got to noe the business dere not very good lahs..

den go in h0rhs...the w0man c0me and t0rk t0 us lia0s lehs..

"eh ; u wan find wad ? i help u wan?"

den that zixin should sae NO NEED MAH

she go sae "erh ; i wan SAN FEN KU"

l0ls ; should be qi fen ku larhs

den she go and find those 20+...

blah blah..

den she at there sae "qi fen ku ; shen me san fen ku ; ni shuo san fen ku wo dou mei you ting guo ; kekekekekekekekekekekekekeke"

at there luff like dunn0 wad ; den she keep on saeing that joke ; which is like not a everlasting one

she KEPT introducing pants to her

still insult zixin sae 3-quartered pants on zixin body become full-length de

its true lah ; but lidat make customer angry de l0rhs

den me and liting think that DIE LIAOS ; confirm needa buy at least something..

den zixin left 5 dollars onli lehs

then she at there discount lai discount qu

make us buy l0rhs!

she's sorta FORCING us..

nothing much ; just a warning..if u see the shop DON EVEN STEP IN

den very late lia0s ; sh0 we g0 h0me l0rhs...

tengg crapped at 2004 ( EH ! 2004 LEHS! sia0..)
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